Spurs Officially Make The Highest Bid For The Beast

By ManicSpur
For THBN

It's official! We have made a 20.6 million Euro bid for Sevilla's top draw striker known to the La Liga viewers as 'The Beast'.

Sevilla president has told the press that Spurs have made the highest bid for the Brazilian.

It's weird that nothing has been posted on our official site to neither confirm nor deny this story. Read into that what you will.

So what do we know about the defensive midfielder that turned into an attacking midfielder before becoming a striker?

We can tell you that he scored 20 goals in 30 starts, made 11 assists in 35 games combined and is one of the most aggressive players you will find anywhere on earth.

Imagine the aggression and feistiness of Paul Dickov (sorry for using this example). Now, multiply that by 6 foot 3 inches. There you have it!

Why are we in for him? Why not? Everyone else is.

What will he offer our team (if we actually do get him that is)? I am sure Martin Jol will use him in the midfield area. He is the attacking midfield player we have been crying out for. He is a box-to-box player that can score goals, is great in the air, is known to have the hardest shot in the world behind Adriano, and has an abundance of flair. Enough said?

If we get him, this does not mean that we will be selling any of our current strikers.

Keane had a blinder in today’s 3-1 drubbing of Sundowns FC, with his attitude problems easing up a little. Kanoute will always score and create goals as long as he can apply himself properly, and I don't need to babble on about Mido or Defoe.

So, there you have it. Yet another rumour, but this time confirmed by the chairman of the club selling the player. I know that we shouldn't be too naive. Sevilla's president seems to like the sound of his own voice, and so could have bluffed Arsenal into making a bigger bid than our supposed offer.

I am sure that all will be explained this week.

PS. Do I think we'll get him? I'll have to say no.

What do you lot think?