Middlesbrough are dreaming!

Boro's Chief Executive, Keith Lamb has apparently blasted Daniel Levy for bidding in the region of £6 million.

Can I ask why?

Stewart Downing is clearly not worth more. Just because Middlesbrough state that he's worth at least double that, doesn't make it so.

“It is a derisory offer! Who on earth do Spurs think they are?” blasted Boro chief executive Keith Lamb.

Mr. Lamb is a chartered accountant and a fairly astute businessman. That's why I am astounded by his remarks.

Downing clearly wants to join Tottenham Hotspur, therefore, keeping a player against his will, especially because the club in question want to make more money off his and the approaching clubs' back, is the wrong way to go.

If we are to trust reports, then Downing won't be the only left-side midfielder that Harry Redknapp wants to sign, therefore, Middlesbrough will have to sanction the sale, or risk having a player that just doesn't want to play for them.

The ball is in your court Keith. Please Mr. Levy, do the right thing and stick to your guns.

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