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By Molesy
For THBN

There are some that poo poo Spurs fans that remember where they came from. There are some so-called Spurs fans that poo poo where they are at present. I tend to grab every inch that is available to me and cherish it like my life depended on it.

When we lose, my 13-year old daughter will walk into my studio, where I sulk for hours, wearing my Le Coq Sportif home shirt from 82 and try and sing songs that I have taught her.

She has lived in the US since she was 3 and was even sent to speech therapy at school to get rid of her cockney accent so pupils and teachers could understand her, and it worked. Yet the one thing she would never let go of is her love for Spurs.

We have two satellite dishes, not to watch the latest British Idol but to have every bit of Spurs news and games and, oh yeah, Footballers Wives! Sorry.

She sat down with me last week and broke down every piece of the win against Lyon and was the first to point out to me that Lyon played Auxerre in their equivalent of the charity shield on Wednesday and we beat them three days before. It's her love for Spurs that scares her mother and me.

Her dog's name is "Ginny", named after Ginola. Her room has over two hundred pictures and articles of Spurs players and stories pinned to her walls and she has a pet hamster called Hoddle. My fault.

She walked into the studio while I was rehearsing with black tape depicting glasses on her face shouting "cheesy gloggs" after a discussion we had about Edgar Davids yesterday and I never laughed so much and as she left the room, I turned around back to my keys and I couldn't help but glance up at the wall and at the essay she had written about a famous person she was told to write about in her end of school exams. It was titled; Keith Burkinshaw. Scary really.

Her one dream is to watch a game at WHL even above the fact that she is rated one of the best young prospects in her field of sports in Florida. Intravenous Spurs I call it. As I write this, she keeps coming into the studio asking what the score is at Reading whilst singing, "there's only one Keano!" She knows that's going to annoy me because he's not playing until today and she knows this but Keane's her favorite player along with Steo because she thinks he's cute, but we have no song for Kelly.

So, after all this, anyone got a tune for Stephen Kelly, for my daughter Storm?

Molesy

185 comments

  1. not very original but .....

    Theres only one Steo Kelly, oneeee Steo Kelly
  2. How about Davids? Is he going to Aldershot?
  3. That was one hell of a story mate. Without wanting to cause offence to you or your family, your daughter sounds like a right nutter (meant in a nice way).
  4. i need a poo.
  5. Enjoyed the read, aren't kids wonderful! I just got home from my gig and read your piece, it made me smile! Live or studio musician?
    Anyway, this season is showing all sorts of potential already! This is the rebirth of THE SPURS, we're going to bury the rest,especially the french and russian teams!! COYS
  6. Hiya Storm
    Good to hear that you are keeping the faith all those miles away - come to WHL one day it's Magic!
    Looks like it could be a big day for Spurs tomorrow!
  7. You are my Steo,
    My only Steo,
    You make me happy,
    When skies are grey.....
  8. Has your daughter got bright white hair and the ability to use the weather as a special power ?
  9. to 1.41, I also need a poo
  10. kick off is at 1500 today
  11. I'm still trying to work out a song for Andy Van Der Mede!,
  12. one for van der meyde. to the tune `come and do the konga` it goes da da daaa andy van der meyde!
  13. The News of the World might have us down for an 8th place finish next season, but the bookies price us as 5th favourites!
  14. haw about davids when is gone s
  15. davids when is gone singh?
  16. thbn when davids is gone singh?clue please
  17. we havent even signed Van Der Meyde,what r u's talkin about??
  18. davids gone singh? I am guessing if he wants to know if davids has gone to north-west india.
  19. which papers?
  20. Peter Jobes
    "My sister's boyfriend is a White Hart Lane lighting technician and has heard from Martin Jol himself that Spurs are close to signing he services of Portuguese playmaker Deco for a fee of 7.6m and also Wayne Bridge for a fee also around the £7.5m area. "

    now that's just crazy... so LAME
  21. Paolo di Canio... not many ppl loved him in the beginning.
  22. I am wondering how many players in the ManUSA team actually like Roy Keane. He can be very abrasive.
  23. To b honest no 1 knows about the Davids signin it looks promising that he was at the game yester n if he's there today i'll b even happier, no1 knows y its delayed but every1 says about double singnin, no knows but we can only wait n not jump to concluions or we could b disappoint with signin just 1 world class player, thats enough for me :)
  24. Sorry spurs fans but the news of the world have got it sussed. in fact i think theyre being quite optimistic on your behalf. you're goin nowhere fast and davids may have been fantastic once but if you look at kluivert last year at the shitcastle you so despise (but who will finish above you next year) you will be able to see what you're letting yourself in for. i'd take parker over davids anyday.
  25. News of the world is not really spurs friendly is it.
  26. davids is, an always will be class, if one of the so called big three had signed him there would be nothin but praise in todays pepers. a little jealousy perhaps!
  27. Nobody's saying parker is shit, but his moneybag mentality has seen him snubbing spurs twice.

    I agree parker is probably better than davids in terms of match impact as he can run more and cover more grass, but davids at spurs is also as a mentor/icon, guiding the younger players to improve their maturity and temperament.

    And the Toon's back-up team is crap.
  28. The point is, we only need Davids for one, maybe two years. He is better suited to what we need than Parker. It's the same with Naybet - some experience to help us along.
  29. just read the predictions thing in the middle of the news of the world!

    Sounds like it's written by a gooner!

    The bloke doesn't seem to hae actually watched any of our pre-season. he seems to think that 8th is the best we can hope for this year!! COCK!!

    I honestly think we'll be pushing for a 6 finish, and up there for both cups, which he has already written us off!

    Did anyone else read the article?
    Did it make anyone elses blood boil?
  30. Parker is no where near the player Davids is/was or will be. No contest there at all, you just can't compare Davids to that pile of shit!!!!!!
  31. THE BEST SPURS CAN HOPE FOR IS 16TH AT BEST YOUR TEAM IS FULL OF BOYS AND DAVIDS IS THE FUCKING BABYSITTER
  32. I think we are already 5th best on paper. If things go our way e.g. extended good form, minimum injuries while one or 2 other CL candidates stumbled with injuries and loss of form then we will be top 4 by the end of the season.

    IMO, we have depth as good as or better than Man U (Chelsea's 2nd team is the best), while Arsenal and Liverpool have too many untested youth players as back up.
  33. I think we are already 5th best on paper. If things go our way e.g. extended good form, minimum injuries while one or 2 other CL candidates stumbled with injuries and loss of form then we will be top 4 by the end of the season.

    IMO, we have depth as good as or better than Man U (Chelsea's 2nd team is the best), while Arsenal and Liverpool have too many untested youth players as back up.
  34. re 3:54

    get your own blog weirdo
  35. Arsenal's chance of doing well this season hinges a lot on Henry. I think this could be the season that we will finish higher than them.
  36. Edgar Davids is a world class player, and is head and shoulders above Parker (who is actually a very good player) Davids will inspire the Spurs team and whilst I have predicted 5th place on the Spursviews website, I actually believe that any place up to 2nd is up for grabs.
    Cheers
    Oz
  37. WE JUST SIGNED OWEN!!!!


    NO JOKE, NO JOKE.

    WE JUST SIGNED HIM
  38. Very funny!!
  39. what? Hargraves?
  40. hahahahhahahah

    good joke good joke!!!!!!

    Owen is going to play for liverpool and not for us!!!
  41. i dont knowthat we need any more players, talk ofvan der meyde bt i'd like to see zeigler down the left wing!!

    certainly dont need Owen, the Mido Defoe partnership is looking good!!
  42. he is someone who has nothing to do better in his life to give some stupid rumours we don´t need michael owen. we have a perfect striker force!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we can save the money of owen
  43. thbn are you sleaping, give us some news
  44. The artical in the news of the world has blatently been wrote by a worried gooner and we dont need owen .
  45. Kelly is a man,
    Kelly Kelly is a man,
    He's not a girl he's a man,
    Kelly Kelly he's a man.
  46. davds is angry men.that is god for spurs .we need him.comon spurs
  47. thbn
  48. thbn thbn thbn any news
  49. You need a bit of needle to exel in davids position look at keane, viera, and goin back ince etc we've lacked that sort of player for ages no longer will we be a soft touch, edgar is the man
  50. Guys read this.....
  51. guys read this.....
    http://skysports.planetfootball.com/Article.asp?id=295614
  52. Davids will scare the s**t out of alot of teams. Can you imagion when he come's face to face with that prick robbie savage, roll on the new season!!
  53. I trust MJ's judgment more than Cosmin Contra's.
  54. my eyes foresee the glory of davids @ whiite hart lane,my eyes have seen the glory of davids @ whl, and the spurs go marching onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
  55. So whos gonna tell us about Owen signing today then????
  56. http://www.martinjol.nl/jolnieuws.asp?nummer=661
  57. DANNY T - You are a penis
  58. Not even on loan deal????..
    )Owen that is)...
  59. UCZMEG - i hear you love giving blow jobs?
  60. The game is all Spurs so far, Aldershot havent had any shots after the first 8 minutes.

    Are we playing 4-3-3 or is El Hamdaoui playing on left wing?
  61. Hi guys..
    Can anyone give me any ive seen...

    says he was very close to signing either on loan or a 3 year deal...

    could THBN shed any light???
  62. Sorry...
    Really mucked up there...

    Its an Owen Story ive seen...

    THBN....any news??
  63. 5.52 What is your question again?
  64. DRAGONFLY - TOPYID

    Put a sock in it dickheads, i'm all tottenham, was at game yesterday.

    I just think that danny t is a penis and i heard that uczmeg likes giving blowjobs, dont shoot the messenger you dense couple of cunts.

    Whos's the wanker, who's the wanker, whos the wanker in the pink, oh its topyid and that idiot dragonfly
  65. I doubt the Owen story. We have too many good strikers, and we dont want to lose El and Barnard. They can be world beaters for us.
  66. We can save the money and then buy Ronaldinho in 2 years. Or any Brazilian genius for that matter! They seem to produce them in the buckets.
  67. Alright guys enough of the slanging match save it for the up and coming season ;)
  68. There is a possibility that 2 of Dragonfly, topyid, dannyT, uczmeg and Anonymous could be sitting near/next to each other in a Spurs match. And here you are calling each other wankers...

    Why cant we all be cool, sensible tottenhams and focus our attention and support to the players?!

    COYS
  69. that 20quid per head rip off can go a looong way to getting Ronaldinho to play for us one day. Any Kaka fans here?
  70. thbn where are you today we haven t heard from you .give some news for davids .
  71. TOPYID / UCZMEG / MOLLY / DRAGONFLY

    I would like to apoligise for my earlier comments, I know its silly but can we forget it and talk Tottenham. I was at the game yesterday, it was more like a training ground kick-about, the best thing was davids, or that that yid getting called a wanker in the reading stand, or that fat fuck in the pink.

    Routledge is the bollocks, am i wrong?

    FUCKY
  72. davids?anybody knouw if is gone sign tomorou any clue
  73. People ought to be more patient, news will come eventually.
  74. to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran

    His name is Steo and he dances down the wing, providing crosses for Defoe, Mido and Keane.

    He's one of many youngsters coming through the ranks. He makes Stevie Carr look absolutely wank.
  75. I Have signed

    Stock Exchange announcement tmrw am

    Why do you think I was at reading?-for fun??
  76. That song was shite
  77. Cerny's got 3 stitches but nothing serious. Will be ready for Porto match.
  78. uzmeg shut up you are goner
  79. Routledge is the man
  80. hahah I'd like to believe that the real Edgar actually visits this site.
  81. Are you doubting me ?

    Ask me a question that only I would know the answer too ?
  82. There's only One Edgar Davids, There's Only One Edgar Davids, There's only one Edgar Davids, and he hates the Scum Scum Scum!
  83. I have been showing my 18yold dutch girlfriend what 1.5 mill looks like in Euros.

    I have given her a tour also of my suite at the dorchester
  84. I am a fan from Mauritius and was full of praise for my team during our team during the visit in May. I have noticed that Dawson was the most sympathic player and has shown humility and Arnesen during half time recess was left apart with Daniel Levy never in his company and I went to him for a chat. I am pretty confident now that we will be among the best five and said it to both Mr Levy and Mr Arnesen which they reckoned. Even with no more signings after Davids of course, we are capable of winning against MANURE and Arsenal. Bet on this. Poor Portsmouth they will pay the bill for being rude to us last season. I will go for 4-1 for the opener.
  85. Keano's been shooting wide today.
  86. uzmeg sorry i didn't mean that but i'm going crazy till i see davids in spurs shirt
  87. Ok

    We may be signing my good friend Andy from Inter.

    I hear also that a new tech director is on the way - Dutch also

    Anything else I can tell ?
  88. Edgardavids,

    What's the capital of Surinam?
  89. I would like to sign up not sure how.But my message is about Routledge hands up all of us who thought it was risky taking on Routledge i will never doubt Jol again by the sounds of Korea and Reading yesterday he sounds like bargain of the summer let the good times roll.Also sounds as if El hamdoui and Lennon are playing well.But sounds as if Keane is having a mare COYS
  90. thbn where are you
  91. Yeah Edgar who's the new director? (Of course he won't have a bloody clue) ;)
  92. Paramirobo

    That is where I was born

    I come from Surinam - I play for tottenham
  93. The new tech director is at a dutch club currently and was with me at Reading Yday
  94. I take it JK never came back on.
  95. You aticipated the signing of Dean Richards!!! Cor Blimey he was a donkey!!!!!
  96. Davids will be unveiled tomorrow.

    We have no more news guys.

    THBN Team
  97. So you see i was correct.

    Now do you believe who I am

    And WHO comp me to dean richards

    My Ears not that big
  98. 5 years
  99. OOOO can't wait for tomorrow, Davids and who else i wonder. My gut feeling is there will be a surprise for us all, its how Spurs work alot of the time.
  100. We are very unsure of a double signing at this moment.

    The reason the transfer has taken so long is because Levy has to be present. Levy has been in the states having a meeting with his business partner Joe Lewis. His flight is due in tonight.

    THBN Team
  101. I AM that funny,believe me Scotspur
    trust in the Davids one
  102. Thanks for the update THBN :)
  103. thbn,

    any idea what time tomorrow?
  104. Do we think Mr Levey was also talking to a Mr W. Bridge about a move while he was in the U.S?

    And Edgar......
    Who else is going to be joining you 2moz at the signing...(player wise)
  105. You owe me nothing my good man.

    I am in your debt

    FYI Joe Lewis IS ENIC.

    And it was the Bahamas where he lives in Exile
  106. just gone to 4-0 sorry for earlier comment about keane he can tap em in
  107. Thats Tax exile btw.

    Not just exile.
  108. thbn thanks for the news i feel beter now.i can't wait
  109. We have asked for info regarding Bridge, as we also thought that Levy could have been there for him or Joe Cole, but we have had no confirmation.

    We are doubtful about VDM as we have heard nothing in the past two days.

    The Owen story is not true. There is no need to put your hopes up over it.

    Regards

    THBN Team
  110. How come nobody has thanked me for the geograpghy lesson ???
  111. Edgar (whoever you really are), I think you have come up with a song! God, I am looking forward to this season, with or without another signing, and a new Dutch Director of Football.
    Oz
  112. Edgar 'cos anyone could be pretending to be Davids ;)
  113. Anyone remind what song is that?
  114. Thankyou.

    If you want you can change the surinam to amsterdam but it must always end in TOTTENHAM
  115. We have received some info, but it's from an unreliable source.

    It is regarding Feyenoord.

    We are putting together an article now.

    THBN Team
  116. Look forward to reading that.
  117. uzmeg what you think for davids
  118. Regarding the new DoF????
  119. Hold on.I tell you the deal then THBN steal my thunder.

    I love you THBN but come on.

    You know that Tony Adams is in the Feyenoord backroom staff now.
  120. I really don't think Joe cole will be coming here, and where on earth would we play him. We'll be playing with 11 midfielders at this rate. Bridge is possible though.
  121. i dont really think it has anything to do with levy being here or not i dont know if this is relevant or not but when inter played norwich the night VDM was supposed to be at spurs VDM never played on the other guy floating about these sites Martins he did play however still am of the oppinion that something major is going down not sure what but something
  122. Please be aware that the person pretending to be called Keith is really called Jason Torquato and is the owner of a new blog.

    He keeps informing all of you to visit his website.

    Firstly, we do not allow anyone to advertise their website, especially if it's a rip off of THBN, secondly, we will delete anyone who tries to advertise their site within the commenting section.

    THBN Team
  123. game finished 4-0
  124. It's regarding their Director of Football.

    Is that where you were going with this E Davids?

    THBN Team
  125. THBN

    Want me to have a "chat" with this Keith/jason character?
  126. Why not joe cole ? where is the only position available for the world cup, left mid we could offer to play him there regually, where as he will not play that much for chelsea as for bridge i dont think they would sell there only cover at left back
  127. THBN

    Yes - Correct.
  128. from reading all the snipets on varios sites around at the moment the jol brothers and wotte were together at ADO den haag with wotte going to utrecht as the D of F then going to feyenoord don't now wether he is any good or not but levy must be finally listening to jol if he's willing to sign him
  129. I think it would take quite a few millions to get Cole.
  130. Yes, it's regarding Mark Wotte, the Technical/Sporting Director of Feyenoord.

    If most of you already know what we are going to publish, we won't go ahead with it. We can discuss it here if you like.

    THBN Team
  131. For sure lets chat
  132. no thbn publish it anyway it will give all those who have not found this great site the chance to find it keep up the good work
  133. You might as well comments on here are irrelevant from the Song For Steo article anyway.
  134. Edgar, why were you not in Aldershot today?
  135. This contra bloke seems to have a big problem with Davids, i've never heard of him. He's just jealous anyway.
  136. no aldershot for me today.
  137. Edgar has to get well rested before his big day tomorrow.
  138. cosmic contra, is a has been. just to get some newsspace.
  139. Yeah what a loser!!
  140. He has a beef with Davids for some reason. Only God knows why.
  141. Carrick finally scores for Spurs, albeit off a deflection! Davids' effect on the players is obviously immediate and instant.
  142. Yeah

    Wait til I see Contra again.

    Silly boy
  143. I reckon it's Edgar (obviously) and Andy.
  144. My heart says yes, my head says maybe.
  145. If davids does the same for us as he did for Barcelona, we will definitely finish in the top six, maybe even qualify for the CL.
  146. One left back please! No Bunje and Jackson as back up!! Ziegler is not a left back. He needs 1+ more year to improve on his tackling/timing.
  147. Let's hope his heart is in it.
  148. With the size of the squad we have now and the cover in every position, we should definitely be top 5 or 6. Above loser teams like Boro, Bolton and the one season wonders Everton.
  149. Re heart

    It will be.World cup 2006.

    Need I say more
  150. "Dean Marney then caused a bit of mayhem on the attack by not giving up on a seemingly lost cause and squaring for Keane, whose attempted back-heel did not carry enough to trouble Bull."

    I hope MJ gives Marney a lot of playing time this season. Otherwise he'd be better off playing weekly Championship matches. Norwich is a passing team and Marney will do very well there.
  151. He's done it in every country he's played in. He will want to keep that going.
  152. edgar davidds plase can you break tieri henrys legs
  153. yeah agree about marney. He deserves a chance, i hope he doesn't get forgot about.
  154. enjoying davids taking the time to connect with the fans. thanks for the ed, means a lot.

    missing jk though....
  155. I had talksport on thie morning - apart from being a dick Mike Parry is sooo blinkered - was rubbishing the Davids (me) Deal saying it wasnt gonna happen.

    As an everton fan rubbishing spurs he needs to be careful.

    Last yr at Goodison 0-1
    WHL - 5-2

    They say results speak volumes
  156. re fans

    Your more than welcome
  157. Yeah where has Jk gone??
  158. Rowling?
  159. contra is gay davids is the best player i ever sen
  160. You are correct defo.

    This yr I take you under my wing ?

    We have fun yes ?
  161. Fenerbahce trashed Everton 5-0. They even lost to Thailand under-23. They havent really got it together yet the Toffees.

    There's a big chance that the EPL will only have 4 teams in the CL this season.
  162. My Medical was done last week.

    I signed last week.

    Wasnt announced as Didnt want to clash with the 5 new players unveiled officially on friday
  163. Contra says Ed is a Psycho... They don't call Edgar Pitball for nothing do they?
  164. Five players!!!! All world class I hope ;)
  165. Contra ???

    When did a decent player play for WBA recently ???
  166. Its probably fun playng Edgar Davids on this site.
  167. yeah routledge,huddlestone,Teemu etc
  168. Oops.... on Friday... sorry my misunderstanding...
  169. TOTALLY
  170. what you mean playing davids. clearly him, got the accent right and everything....

    more than a couple of hours could start to become tiresome though......
  171. Can i suggest an ammendment to anon 6.18's song:

    to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran

    "His name is Steo and he dances down the wing.
    Steo is the name that make us spurs fans sing."
  172. Thanks for the support

    Have I been wrong about anything thus far ???

    Even giving THBN a hand ?
  173. We have published the article.

    We do not think Bridge or Cole will be at Tottenham in the near future.

    THBN Team
  174. Ed, Zoltan Gera is decent and he plays for WBA.
  175. ok.

    fair point.

    But thats it
  176. Yes you've been wrong with one thing.... The spelling of the capital of Surinam ;)
  177. Ed what car do you drive? And have you seen Klinsi's car? Particularly the one that he drove to WHL on the day he reported to Spurs.
  178. That is the Dutch spelling

    And I drive a porsche

    I do not own VW beetle

    Im not fukking herbie
  179. furqy boy. you saying that edgar davids might not be the edgar davids? thats just mean.
  180. tanio is best signhing so far
  181. Exactly

    What else can you do in london ona sunday ???

    Cant watch Arsenal on Sky - Is Postiga playing for Porto ?
  182. We have one bit of information regarding Davids.

    He gave an interview to Spurs official site that was never published.

    We are not allowed to publish it, but we can tell you that he specifically said that he is a die-hard Spurs fan and will give the most he's ever given to a club when he pulls on his new clubs shirt.

    If that is anything to go by, then expect us to finish 4th.

    The man picked up 12th spot Barcelona from the scruff of there neck and dragged them into 2nd place.

    We hope he does his all, we hope all the Spurs fans get behind the team.

    THBN Team
  183. He might be Edgar Davids, but not THE Edgar Davids... catch my drift.
  184. Id like to thank you all for the Support

    One thing is True

    I fucking love spurs
  185. If davids has a +10 effect on teams... we will finish at -2 by the end of the season.

    100-1 odds doesnt sound so bad at all.
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